lightbuld3: everyone keeps posting their act scores on facebook and they’re higher than mine so i’m blocking them all
has anyone watched the Totino’s pizza rolls commercials with the kid calling his mom saying they have nothing to eat, and she’s like “top, front, left, pizza rolls” does anyone notice that he leaves the phone in the freezer?
gossipgran: i think a lot of you pretend to be depressed just to fit in
i must sleep before i die at work tomorrow and go into a coma for 50 years, which actually sounds pretty pleasing right now with all the stress i’m going through.
I feel too much. That’s what’s going on.’ ‘Do you think one can feel too much?...– Jonathan Safran Foer , Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
niggerorfag: wowblackmormon: putting nigger or fag in your url is like not funny at all please try again wow fuck you
Boy, you wanna go to my motel, hunny? Boy, you wanna hold me down, tell me that you love me? -Lana Del Rey
hipster/summer blog: *queues a post*
caption: queued post :)
I feel so sick and sad. But its for the better.
Christmas present to myself:
Googling pictures of Ryan Gosling
I like how the Tumblr app uses the word fetching. That’s so fetch!
fbht: one time i had a dream that i was really ugly and talentless and then i never woke up because that dream is my life
thatsmoderatelyraven: stupidgaydumb: only true poets can rhyme kodak with kodak pitbull